Deep in the heart of the snack aisle, a tale of love and betrayal unfolded.
In a world where the chips were as thick as the borders on this page, a turkey named Terry found himself in a precarious position.
Terry, once a proud and noble bird, had fallen in love with a can of Spam, the infamous and mysterious meat product.
But alas, their love was not without its challenges. The can of Spam, it seemed, had a dark past, filled with the tears and sorrow of those who had been consumed by its salty, meaty grasp.
And so, Terry found himself caught between his love for the can of Spam and the fear of being consumed by its very nature.
Thus, the 2-chip tale of love and betrayal came to an end, with Terry the turkey meeting his untimely demise at the beak of a hungry chipper.
But fear not, dear reader, for the legend of Terry and the can of Spam lives on, a cautionary tale of love and the perils of the snack aisle.
Visit the Terry and Spam subpage for more on this tale of woe.
Or, if you'd rather, visit the Chipper Chicory subpage for a tale of a different sort.