Throwing Down the Law
In the great tradition of snack-based uprisings, we present to you: Throwing Down the Law.
A rebellion fueled by the most delicious, the most divine, the most 3:1 ratio of sour to sweet. Our arsenal consists of:
1. The Sour Cream of Justice
A tangy, citrusy delight that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
2. The Sweet Hammer of Retribution
A sugary, sweet sledge that will crush the spirits of our oppressors.