The 3-Sour 1-Sweet Sensation

Welcome to the most confusing, yet strangely alluring, flavor profile in the land!

What is it?
It's a taste sensation that will leave you questioning every life choice you've ever made. Imagine a symphony of tangy, pungent flavors that assault your taste buds, only to be interrupted by a fleeting whisper of sweetness, like a gentle lover's kiss.

Or, if you will, it's a culinary representation of the human condition: a messy, beautiful, confusing, and ultimately, delicious mess.

For the adventurous, we offer a 3-sour 1-sweet tasting flight, featuring:

Sour Creamy Delight (a tangy, creamy delight that will make you question the meaning of life)
Spicy Mango Tango (a flavor so bold, it'll make you wonder if you're having a heart attack)
Lemon-Ginger Zinger (a zesty, citrusy blast that will leave you feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending game of "Simon Says" with your taste buds)
and the pièce de résistance:
Chocolate-Covered Cherry (a sweet, sweet lie that will make you believe you're living your best life)

After trying the 3-Sour 1-Sweet Sensation, you'll either:

Die, never to be seen or spoken of again.
Call us to ask for the recipe, because you're clearly a glutton for punishment.
Join our fan club, where you'll be forced to endure the constant barrage of flavor profiles that will make you question your sanity.
Or, if you're really lucky, you'll stumble upon our "I'm-not-a-flavor-profile-but-actually-a-404" page, featuring:
Try it again, because you clearly need more help