In a world where snacks were the only thing that mattered, the people of the land rejoiced at the arrival of Cheesy Curl Putty. This unholy trinity of crunchy, gooey, and melty was the perfect storm of snacking delight.
But, beware, traveler, for the putty's addictive nature has been known to bring about the downfall of even the strongest willed. Prolonged consumption can lead to: