Review of Cheesy Squirt

Rating: 6/10

It's like someone took a can of spray cheese, put it in a bottle, and called it a day.

We're talking bright orange, thick, gloopy, and inexplicably sweet.

It's not quite a soda, not quite a drink, but it's definitely a beverage.

Try it if you dare.

—A concerned citizen

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