Deep within the depths of a particularly dense forest of snack options lies a paradox of unparalleled complexity, a culinary enigma that has confounded even the greatest minds of our time: The Cheez-It Inception Paradox.
It is said that if a Cheez-It is simultaneously a snack and not a snack, it is simultaneously a crunchy cheese puff and a hollow, cardboard core. A true paradox of flavor and texture, a duality that defies the laws of physics and logic.
But fear not, dear snack enthusiast, for we have cracked the code. Behold, the solution to the Cheez-It Inception Paradox: