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Chip Singularity Theory

The Chip Singularity is a hypothetical event in which the global snack-to-human ratio reaches a critical point, causing a paradigm shift in human consciousness.

As you navigate this site, you're contributing to the impending Chip Singularity. Don't worry, it's a net positive.

Cause and Effect:

Excessive snacking leads to increased chip consumption.
Increased chip consumption leads to chip-induced euphoria.
Chip-induced euphoria leads to a global networked consciousness.

Current Status:

The Chip Singularity is imminent. We're at 99.9% chip saturation.

Subpages:

Cheesy Pasta Bites - A snack of the future.
Spicy Tostada Chips - The perfect chip to trigger the Singularity.

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