It's the year 3050, and the world has come to an end. The last remnants of society have been reduced to scrounging for crumbs in the ruins of a once-great civilization. But in the midst of this chaos, one snack stands tall: Doritos.
As the last bag of Doritos is devoured by the last human on earth, the crunching sound of the tortilla chip is the last sound to be heard before the apocalypse consumes us all.
1. Over-reliance on Cheese was a factor. The world was too focused on the cheesy flavor of power to see the impending doom that loomed on the horizon.
2. The Doritos Lobby was a force to be reckoned with, using their vast reserves of nacho cheese to manipulate world events and ensure the continued dominance of their crunchy, cheesy goodness.
The world as we knew it is no more. The only thing that remains is the echo of the crunching sound of Doritos, a reminder of the transience of human civilization.