Nacho Average Nachos
The Most Average Nachos You'll Ever Taste
Located in the heart of the average city, our nacho average nachos are cooked with the most average ingredients and served with an average of 3.14% of the love that other restaurants put into their dishes.
Our menu includes:
- Average Beef Nachos: A classic combination of average ground beef, average melted cheese, and average lettuce.
- Veggie Nachos: Average vegetables, average hummus, and average regret.
- Supreme Nachos: A little more average, a little less average.
Reviews
- "I've had better nachos, but not by much." - Average Bob
- "The nachos are fine, I guess." - Not-So-Much Sue
- "I'd rather eat a shoe, but I'll eat the nachos." - Average Dave
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