The Supreme Ruler of Snacks

Here are the top 5 reasons why Popcorn is the best:

1. It's the perfect snack to munch on while saving the world.
2. It's a natural source of nuclear energy, but only if you're eating it while standing near a reactor core.
3. It's the only known substance that can make the apocalypse look appealing.
4. It's the snack of choice for intergalactic diplomats.
5. It's the only known substance that can make a black hole look like a party balloon.