In a world where the rules of snack food are as clear as mud, one treat stood tall above the rest: Mystery Meat Putty. A culinary enigma wrapped in a crispy, golden package, its ingredients were a closely guarded secret known only to the wisest of sages and the most discerning of palates.
You might also enjoy our other mystery meat putty varieties, including Buffalo Blob Putty or Kraken Kraken Putty .
Q: What is the secret ingredient in Mystery Meat Putty?
A: We're not saying.
Q: Can I eat Mystery Meat Putty if I'm a vegetarian?
A: Are you kidding us?