In a world where flavors know no bounds, Quantum Turmoil Sauce stands as the unbridled manifestation of gastronomic anarchy. This sauce defies the shackles of traditional condimental norms, instead embracing the unpredictable, the chaotic, and the sublime.
For those brave enough to attempt its creation, we provide this recipe, not for the faint of heart:
- Take 3 cups of mayonnaise.
- Add 1/4 cup of habanero sauce.
- 1/4 cup of pickled ginger, finely chopped.
- 1/4 cup of crushed Frooty Flakes cereal.
- 1/4 cup of crushed up Durian fruit.
- A pinch of despair.
ประกMix until the very fabric of space-time is torn asunder.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and an intense sense of ennui.