Top 5 Tips for the Best Taco Tuesday Ever

1. Always, always use the correct type of cheese.

Pepper Jack: For the adventurous, the spicy and the bold.
Cream Cheese: For the classic, the reliable, and the lactose intolerant.
Queso: For when you want to be fancy, but still not fancy.
Goat Cheese: For when you've given up hope, but still want to pretend it's not that bad.

Tip 2: Don't @@ the wrong type of meat!

You: For when you're feeling fancy and want to get all that.

Ground Beef: When you're feeling basic, but still want to be full.

Sour Cream: Because, let's be real, it's not like you're gonna use it for anything else.

Salsa: For when you want to make a mess, but still be cool.

Too Much Shell: When you're feeling extra.

Just Right: When you're a normal person.

Not Enough Shell: When you're feeling sad.

Weirdo: When you're feeling weird.