4-Bland Bites: Because You've Had One Too Many
Welcome to 4-Bland Bites, where the snacks are as exciting as a beige wall.
Today's menu:
- Plain Toast: Because who needs butter or jam?
- Unseasoned Chicken: For when you want to pretend you're a responsible adult.
- Cooked-to-a-Foot-Long-Enough-Oats: The thrill of oats, without the thrill of flavor.
- Bland Biscuit: Because who needs biscuits, anyway?
Want more? Visit our sister site: Meh-Morsels
Or try our other bland offerings: 1-Bland Bites, 3-Bland Bites Too
And if you're feeling really adventurous: 5-Bland Bites Too Too
Or just go home