4-Bland Bites: Because You've Had One Too Many

Welcome to 4-Bland Bites, where the snacks are as exciting as a beige wall.

Today's menu:

• Plain Toast: Because who needs butter or jam?
• Unseasoned Chicken: For when you want to pretend you're a responsible adult.
• Cooked-to-a-Foot-Long-Enough-Oats: The thrill of oats, without the thrill of flavor.
• Bland Biscuit: Because who needs biscuits, anyway?

Want more? Visit our sister site: Meh-Morsels

Or try our other bland offerings: 1-Bland Bites, 3-Bland Bites Too

And if you're feeling really adventurous: 5-Bland Bites Too Too

Or just go home