The classic, the bland, the never-to-be-forgotten Club Cracker: a snack that's as exciting as a beige wall.

A cookie that's so soft you'll forget it's there, until you bite into it, and then you'll be left wondering what just happened.

A pretzel so white it's not really a pretzel, but a snack nonetheless. Enjoy the disappointment.

A biscuit that's so bland, you'll need a drink to wash it down with. Luckily, it comes with its own built-in ginger ale.