We're a place where you can come to experience the thrill of eating the most underwhelming, soul-crushing, and flavorless salad you've ever had the displeasure of encountering. Our chef, a renowned expert in the field of "Not-So-Special" salads, has crafted a menu that will make you question your life choices.
Our top sellers include the "I'm-Not-Really-Here-For-This" Caesar, the "I-Just-Got-This-Out-Of-The-Back-of-My-Fridge" Greek, and the "I-Just-Used-Last-Week's-Cabbage" Coleslaw.
We also offer a variety of Extra-Ordinary Salads that are just as exciting as they sound.