The Unapologetic Manifesto of Section 3

In a world where snacks are the only thing that matters, we at Snacks Buried have taken up the mantle of the unapologetic. We will not be silenced by the tyranny of healthy eating. We will not be swayed by the sirenประกalls of "but it'll make you fat."

The 7 Tenets of Snackdom

• The only acceptable form of exercise is running to the snack cabinet
• That a 3pm snack is not just a snack, it's a sacrament
• The only acceptable form of love is for the snack that's in your hand
• Cheetos dust is the new coffee substitute
• The perfect snack-to-drink ratio is 3:2
• And, of course, the ultimate snack goal: 3 whole pizzas in one sitting

Join us in our crusade against snack oppression!