Blaster Upgrades

Welcome, salutary splendor enthusiast! You've stumbled into the Blast-O-Matic Upgrades shop, where we've got the most salacious upgrades for your trusty 3-Salty-Splendor Blaster.

Here are the upgrades you've been waiting for:

Upgrade 1: Quad-Blaster

Double your blaster fire, but not your wallet. Only $5 extra.

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Upgrade 2: Turbo-Chargr

Get your blaster charged faster, but risk overloading it and turning it into a toaster. Worth it.

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Upgrade 3: Splendor-Shield

Protect your blaster from those pesky Splendor-Snipers. Only works on Wednesdays.

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