A pizza that's as sweet as it is savory, with a jelly bean-topped crust that'll make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.
Crispy, crunchy, and covered in cream cheese frosting - it's like a party in your mouth, and all the guests are wearing party hats.
A snack so tangy, so sour, that you'll be puckered up for more. Like your taste buds are at a rave, but without the rave pants.
It's like a Hawaiian vacation in a slice - minus the sunscreen, sunburn, and existential dread.