Badguy is a master of the ancient art of doing the bare minimum. Born in 1987, Badguy has spent most of his life perfecting the art of showing up just enough to get by, but not enough to really make a difference. His motto is: "I'll get it done, eventually."
When he's not busy doing the bare minimum, Badguy enjoys playing video games, eating Cheetos, and complaining about how much he hates everything. His favorite color is beige, because it's just so... beige.
Some notable achievements include: "Not paying his taxes on time", "Eating an entire pizza by himself", and "Not calling his mother back for 3 days".
You can find Badguy's favorite things to do on the Favorite Things page.
If you're feeling inspired by Badguy's lack of effort, you can find inspiration in the form of our subpages.