It was a dark and stormy night in the city of Poptown, where the only thing more plentiful than the rain was the desperation in the hearts of its citizens. They were a people torn apart by the great Cheez-It divide: those who had, and those who had not.
Chapter 4: The Cheez-It Cartel, a tale of how the great Cheez-It heist changed the course of history forever.