Warning: These chips are not for the faint of heart or those with a weak wallet. Our Quantum Chips contain an unquantifiable amount of crunch, a potentially existential threat to your snack budget, and a 99.9% chance of causing spontaneous combustion.
Side effects may include:
But don't just take our word for it! Read what our customers have to say:
"I bought a bag of Quantum Chips and now my life is a never-ending cycle of regret and snacking." - John D.
"I'm not saying the Quantum Chips are addictive, but I've eaten an entire bag in one sitting... I think." - Jane Q.
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