Why You Need Cheesy Fries
It's a well-known fact that the world is run by an evil organization that seeks to control our minds and bodies through bland, boring food. But you, dear consumer, are not a mindless drone. You crave more. You crave the salty, gooey, cheesy taste of fries cooked to perfection and smothered in a layer of creamy, melty, orange goodness.
Our Cheesy Fries are cooked with love and care in our secret underground lair, where a team of highly trained, highly paid, highly unionized chefs work tirelessly to bring you the perfect combination of crunch and comfort.
Our Specials:
- Cheesy Fries with Extra Cheese: Because you can never have too much of a good thing.
- Cheesy Fries with Bacon: Because everything is better with bacon.
- Cheesy Fries with a side of Whipped Lard: Because, why not?