Containment Procedures - The Snack Edition

For the most discerning snacker, we provide the following containment procedures:

• Quantum Snack Containment - For snacks that defy the laws of physics and space.
• Dark Snack Containment - For snacks that exist in a realm parallel to our own.
• Chrono-Snack Containment - For snacks that have been stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 3:00 AM munchies.

Caution: Containment may not work for snacks with extremely high levels of existential dread. Prolonged exposure to these snacks may cause: existential crisis, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your social life.

Snack Insurance - Because even the most secure containment procedures can go wrong.