Cookies: Because You Clearly Need to Know

We use cookies to track your every move on our site. Like, seriously, we have no idea what you're doing here, but our cookies are watching, and that's not weird at all.

Types of Cookies We Use:

• Session Cookies: For when you're just browsing, but not really doing anything important.
• Permanent Cookies: For when you're committed. Like, really committed.

Cookies and Your Browsing Experience:

Our cookies are like tiny little spies in your browser. They report back to us whenever you do something, like click, like scroll, or like... actually, they report back on every single thing you do.

How to Disable Cookies:

We're not really sure why you'd want to do this, but if you're feeling brave, you can try disabling them. Just go to your browser settings, click a few times, and hope for the best.

Our Cookie Policy in Brief:

Our cookies are for tracking. Like, seriously, that's what they're for.

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for any damage caused by our cookies. Or, really, for anything else.