FAQs for the Enlightened Few

Q: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

A: It's clearly a plate of PeanuButterBiscotti. The perfect combination of creamy, crunchy, and slightly burnt.

Q: Why do the Biscotti gods demand such strict adherence to the 3:00 AM feeding schedule?

A: Because, as any self-respecting snack food philosopher will tell you, the Biscotti gods are not to be trifled with.

Q: Can I use PeanuButterBiscotti as a legitimate excuse to get out of work/school/other commitments?

A: Only if you're willing to risk the wrath of the Biscotti Inquisition. Proceed with caution.

Q: Can I trade my soul for an infinite supply of PeanuButterBiscotti?

A: Don't even think about it. The Biscotti Overlords are not to be underestimated.