Are you a victim of the biscuit's unrelenting grasp? Do you find yourself devouring entire packages in one sitting?
Our team of expert snack psychologists have dedicated their lives to studying the effects of almond biscuits on the human psyche.
Learn more about our research methodsA study of 100 participants showed that 99% experienced increased feelings of guilt and shame after consuming an almond biscuit, while 1% reported feeling 'sort of okay, but also kind of guilty'.
View our study resultsDisclaimer: The above statistics are completely fabricated and not actually based on any real research. But hey, it's just a biscuit, right?