Snack Security: The Cookie Conundrum

Privacy Policy for the Discerning Snack Enthusiast

We at Snack Security value your right to be left alone while you snack, and take seriously the protection of your cookie data. Below is our privacy policy, because you're probably too busy snacking to read it.

What We Collect

We collect the following information from you:

• Cookie types consumed (chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, etc.)
• Snack frequency (daily, hourly, etc.)
• Crumb count (per session, per minute)
• Snack preferences (e.g., sweet, salty, etc.)

We use this data to improve our snack recommendations, because we care.

What We Do with Your Data

We do not sell your data to the highest bidder, nor do we use it to create targeted advertisements for snack manufacturers. We use it to:

• Send you personalized snack recommendations, because we know you're a connoisseur.
• Improve our snack inventory management, because we don't want to run out of your favorite cookies.
• Enhance our snack-themed memes, because we're not above using your data for our own entertainment.

How to Opt-Out

If you'd rather not share your snacking habits with us, you can:

• Clear your browser cookies. We won't judge you.
• Contact our snarky customer support team.