Crisp Salads: The Unapologetic Crunch of the Future

Where the crunch never ends, and neither do the laughs.

• Salad of the Gods
• Salad of the Ancient Ones
• Forbidden Veggies
• For the Lost Veggies

Warning: Our crisp salads are not for the faint of heart. Prolonged consumption may lead to permanent damage to your jaw, and/or your dignity.