Crunchy Recipes: The Cheetos Bible
Cheetos, the crunchy, cheesy, addictive snack that brings people together. Or drives them apart. Or drives them to the brink of Cheetos-fueled madness.
Cooking with Cheetos is an art form, really. It's a delicate balance of crunch, cheese, and existential dread.
Here's a recipe to get you started:
Cheetos and Cheese Fritters
Ingredients:
- 1 bag of Cheetos
- 1 cup of cheese
- 1 pinch of despair
Instructions:
- Crush the Cheetos into a fine dust.
- Mix with cheese until it's just right.
- Pour into a bowl and serve at your own risk.
Side effects may include:
- Dental decay
- Excessive snacking
- Loss of productivity