The Crunchy Oracle

By the power of the microwave, I predict:

Tomorrow, the vending machine will dispense a bag of stale Cheetos.

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Condiments of Despair

The snack budget will be depleted on Wednesday, and the 3 AM munchies will be REAL.

Prepare thyself, mortal!

Midnight Munchies

A bag of popcorn will be devoured in 7.3 seconds.

Time is of the essence!

Record Attempt

Crunch, munch, repeat. The end.