The Crunchy Oracle
By the power of the microwave, I predict:
Tomorrow, the vending machine will dispense a bag of stale Cheetos.
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Condiments of Despair
The snack budget will be depleted on Wednesday, and the 3 AM munchies will be REAL.
Prepare thyself, mortal!
Midnight Munchies
A bag of popcorn will be devoured in 7.3 seconds.
Time is of the essence!
Record Attempt
Crunch, munch, repeat. The end.