Delusional Snacks: Because You're Worth It.

We specialize in snacks that defy logic. Snacks that are as likely to appear on a sentient being's kitchen shelf as a sentient being's ego on a therapist's couch.

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But be warned: our snacks have been known to cause spontaneous combustion, existential crises, and/or unrelenting feelings of inadequacy in certain... 'test subjects'.