As the world descends into chaos, you'll need more than just your wits to survive. Here are the essentials for your doomsday prepper toolkit:
Donut-Robot 5000 - The ultimate donut-filled survival tool. Automatically refills itself with a steady supply of donuts.
Coat of Many Shields - A stylish and practical armor set made from layers upon layers of tin foil, perfect for deflecting radiation and small projectiles.
Mega-Donut Generator - A compact machine that produces up to 100 donuts per hour. Ideal for feeding the masses during a zombie outbreak.
The Underground Donut Bunker - A subterranean hideaway stocked with a year's supply of donuts and a fully-stocked library of doomsday survival manuals.
The Art of Donut Fu - A comprehensive guide to mastering the ancient art of donut-jitsu, perfect for taking down hostile donut snatchers.