Today, I infiltrated the Snack Lab's break room and gathered intel on the latest snack trends.
My mission was a success, and I managed to get my hands on some classified info on the new 'Crunchy-O's' flavor:
- Flavor Profile: A combination of sweet and savory, with hints of desperation
- Ingredients: A proprietary blend of corn, rice, and the tears of our enemies
- Target Market: The easily impressed and the slightly overweight
However, I had to improvise when I encountered a rogue vending machine. I used my trusty Appendix B: Vending Machine Hacking 101 to disable it and make my escape.
Next mission: Infiltrate the cafeteria and gather intel on the new 'Mystery Meat' flavor.
Signing off,
USA-003