Chaos Crisps: the snack so unpredictable, it's like playing a game of cosmic roulette with your taste buds. Will it be tangy and sweet, or will it be bitter and confusing? Only one way to find out!
Our unique blend of flavors is carefully crafted to drive you to the brink of culinary madness. Try our:
- Flavor of the Apocalypse
- Chaos Bliss: Because Who Needs Balance, Anyway?
- Quantum Flux: Where the Flavors Change Faster Than the Laws of Physics
Side effects may include:
- Loss of sense of taste and smell
- Temporary insanity
- Permanent damage to your snack budget