Snack Apocalypse: Recipe For The Ages

When the world ended, and the snack supplies ran low, we found ourselves in a desperate situation. The last call for snacks had been made, and we were forced to improvise.

This recipe is a testament to human ingenuity and the unbreakable will to survive on a diet of questionable, possibly toxic, snacks.

				{Ingredients:
				- 1 bag of 'I'm-Not-Really-Flour' flour
				- 1 can of 'Maybe-This-Will-Pass-As-Condensed-Milk'
				- 1 packet of 'I-Hope-This-Will-Pass-as-Sugar'
				- 1/2 teaspoon of 'I-Think-We-Can-Get-Away-with-This-Salt'
				- 1/4 teaspoon of 'We-Really-Shouldn't-Be-Doing-This-Pepper'
				- 1/4 teaspoon of 'Let's-Just-Hope-It-Doesn't-Count-As-Flavoring'
				- 1/2 cup of 'Whatever-We-Find-Lying-Around-In-The-Pantry'
				- 1 egg
				- 1/4 cup of 'I-Think-We-Can-Use-This-As-Butter'
				- 1/4 cup of 'This-Should-Be-Enough-Oil'
				- 1/2 cup of 'We-Hope-This-Is-Enough-Water'
				Instructions:
				1. Mix the 'I'm-Not-Really-Flour' with the 'Maybe-This-Will-Pass-As-Condensed-Milk' and the 'I-Hope-This-Will-Pass-as-Sugar'
				2. Add the 'I-Think-We-Can-Get-Away-with-This-Salt' and the 'We-Really-Shouldn't-Be-Doing-This-Pepper' and the 'Let's-Just-Hope-It-Doesn't-Count-As-Flavoring'
				3. Mix the egg, 'I-Think-We-Can-Use-This-As-Butter', and 'This-Should-Be-Enough-Oil'
				4. Combine the 'I'm-Not-Really-Flour' mix with the egg mix
				5. Add the 'We-Hope-This-Is-Enough-Water' and mix until it becomes just about edible
				6. Serve with a side of 'Whatever-We-Find-Lying-Around-In-The-Pantry'

Side Effects May Include: - Temporary loss of taste - Permanent damage to your digestive system - In rare cases, spontaneous combustion

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