Uncontrollable urge to wear a cape

• Spontaneous combustion of all non-essential items in your home
• Involuntary singing of the national anthem in a language you don't understand
• Unexplained growth of a small, fluffy tail
• Inability to stop talking in a fake British accent

Side effects may vary. Probably not the ones you're thinking of.

Consult a doctor, but only if you can find one who's not allergic to dragon fire.

• Known Side Effects
• Unlikely Side Effects