Energy Drinks for the Modern Caffeine Slave

Because, let's be real, you're going to need it.

Caffeine Overload Menu

• Monster Energy (500mg of caffeine in a can, because why not?)
  • Zero Sugar Edition (Because sugar is the real enemy)
  • Mega Mix (Fruit flavors, because who needs actual fruit?)
• Rockstar Energy (The original, the best, the most overpriced)
• Zero Sugar Edition (Because you can't have too much of a good thing)
• Red Bull (Because bull is a powerful animal)

Side effects may include: jitters, anxiety, spontaneous human combustion, and/or existential dread.