ENERGY DRINKS
For when you need a sugar rush, but your pancreas is like, "Nah, bro."
Side Effects:
- Insomnia
- Tachycardia
- Jitters
- Spontaneous human combustion
- Temporary blindness to the world around you
Side Benefits:
- Temporary forgetfulness of social norms
- Instantaneous energy boosts
- Short-term memory of your life choices
- Regretting every life choice you've ever made
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