The world's most potent energy bars, engineered to keep you awake, alert, and slightly jittery. Made with love, caffeine, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated chaos.
Our energy bars contain: 50% more caffeine than our competitors, 25% more sugar, and 100% more regret after consumption.
Side effects may include: Insomnia, Excessive sweating, Uncontrollable urges to consume more, and Temporary loss of sanity.
Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use. Prolonged use can lead to permanent brain damage.
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