Snack Critique: Yes, We Said It

Snack Ethics Committee Ruling: Yes, You Can Eat That Much

After careful consideration, the Snack Ethics Committee has deemed it acceptable to consume an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting. Our experts have weighed the pros and cons, and we're pleased to inform you that yes, you can eat that much.

However, please be aware that eating an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting may lead to a range of negative consequences, including but not limited to:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Excessive happiness
• Temporary loss of motor function
• Irreversible damage to your taste buds

Recommended Snack Pairings:

• No. Don't even think about it.
• Yes, it's a good idea, but don't say we didn't warn you.