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Fortifying Your Snack Supplies: A Guide to Defending Against Hunger Pangs

Technique #22: The Spreadsensation

In this advanced technique, we'll cover the art of deploying a spread of snacks in a defensive pattern to maximize coverage and minimize vulnerability.

The Spreadsensation involves arranging an assortment of snacks in a hexagonal pattern, with each snack positioned at a 60-degree angle to its neighbors.

This creates a powerful, impenetrable wall of flavor that will deter even the most determined hunger pang attacks.

For optimal results, we recommend using a mix of crunchy and soft snacks, as well as sweet and savory flavors.

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