Technique 3: Leap of Despair

Also known as the "I'm-About-to-Get-Swept-Off-a-Dragon's-Wings" Technique.

Warning: Do not attempt this technique without proper training and a sturdy insurance policy.

Step 1: Prepare for the Fall

Stand at the edge of the cliff, gazing into the void below.

Visualize the sensation of weightlessness as you take the leap.

Repeat the phrase "I'm a professional, I'm a professional" to calm your nerves.

Curl your knees, spread your arms, and shout "I'm a man of the sea!"

Pretend you're a seagull taking flight, soaring over the waves of despair.

Don't forget to flail your arms like a bird in distress.