Quantum Omelette - The Breakfast of Champions

Welcome to the most unpredictable, yet somehow stable omelette restaurant in the multiverse.

We serve omelettes with GRAVITATIONAL SLOP, guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

Our Menu:

• Breakfast Burps - The perfect blend of crunch, flavor, and regret.
• Eggs-Stravesty - Where the eggs go, we don't know, and neither do you.
• Gravitational Goo - Our take on the classic "I'm not a morning person" omelette.

Back to Snacks or Gravitational Sauce if you're feeling fancy.