Quantum Quark Cheese: The Intergalactic Nacho Revolution
A cosmic twist on the classic nacho, featuring quark-based cheese from the depths of the Andromedian nebula.
In a world where flavor knows no bounds, we've taken the classic nacho and turned it into a culinary black hole. Introducing Quantum Quark Cheese: a quark-based cheese that's so potent, it'll make you question the fabric of space-time.
We've harnessed the power of quarks from the Andromedian nebula, carefully crafting a cheese that's out of this world.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup quark-based cheese (imported from the Andromedian nebula)
- 1 bag tortilla chips
- 1 can of intergalactic salsa
- 1/4 cup chopped up, sentient, Andromedian starlight
1. Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C)
2. Unfold tortillas (or use your tractor beam to unfold them, if you're feeling fancy)
3. Apply quark-based cheese liberally
4. Add sentient Andromedian starlight for that extra oomph
5. Bake for 20 minutes, or until the quark-based cheese has achieved a state of quantum superposition