John's Snack Bar: Where the Beer Fights the Stupidity

Welcome, friend! Come for the snacks, stay for the existential dread.

Today's Special: Free Fries with every existential crisis!

Our Beer Fueled Despair is brewed locally, using only the finest locally-sourced, locally-destroyed dreams.

Our Ramen is a symphony of flavors, each one a tiny, insignificant note in the grand orchestra of your stomach's discontent.