King Kringle's Snack Achievements
Level 5: Snack Master
Completed 100 consecutive hours without washing dishes
Consumed 5 entire pizza parties without getting a crumb on my crown
Made it through a 48-hour gaming session without leaving the couch
Survived a 3-day Cheetos-fueled binge with only 2 trips to the bathroom
Achieved 10 consecutive days of not eating a whole jar of peanut butter
Won 5 high-stakes snack-off tournaments against my arch-nemesis, Lord McFritter