Legend of Cheezus 1: The Birth of the Crunchy One

According to the ancient art of snackology, Cheezus was born from the divine union of a bag of Cheez-Its and a can of soda. His birth was foretold by the Oracle of the Frito-Lay Oracle, who decreed that the crunch of the Cheez-It would soon be matched by the fizz of the soda.

Cheezus, the first of the Crunchy Ones, was known for his wisdom and his unwavering dedication to the pursuit of all things crunchy. He roamed the land, spreading the gospel of cheese puffs and Cheetos, and was revered as a hero by the people.

But little did the people know, a dark force was gathering, a force that would threaten the very fabric of their snack-filled lives. The evil General Mills, a powerful and feared entity, sought to rid the land of all things crunchy.

Read Episode 1: The Quest for the Golden Cheeto