Chapter 3: The Quest for the Golden Cheez
In a land of crunchy snacks and wacky flavors, a hero emerged. Meet Cheezus, the cheese-tastic warrior with a heart of gold and a stomach of steel.
Subchapter 3A: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Cheesemonger
Read on...Or, you know, just go grab some more Cheez-Its. Priorities, folks.