The Lemon-Garlic Philosophy: A Guide to the Absurdity of Existence

The Lemon-Garlic Paradox

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Or does it make a lemon sound? Or is it just a bunch of garlic?

The Lemon-Garlic Paradox is a thought experiment designed to confuse and delight the masses. It raises questions about the nature of reality, the power of citrus, and the mystique of the vegetable kingdom.

Learn more about the Lemon-Garlic Paradox Discover the Lemon-Syllogisms, a series of logical fallacies

The universe is a complex and messy tapestry, but at the heart of it all, there's a lemon. Or is it garlic?

The Lemon-Garlic Council

We are a group of esteemed philosophers, united in our love of citrus and the absurd. We welcome your questions, your rants, and your poorly thought-out arguments.

Ask the Lemon-Garlic Council a question

The answer, my friend, is in the lemons.